A post for today. (tomorrows yesterday)

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On a technicality I did post yesterday, (just so you know) which is good, because that means that by the same technicality I have posted tomorrow, because tomorrow is today. Seeing as tomorrow can be seen to be as the bit when I wake up after going to sleep. But then that gets a bit odd, because then what happens after that? .. does that mean that the next day isn't tomorrow any more, but the day after tomorrow? ...

Well, it is the day after tomorrow, today anyway. Except that technically it isn't. (its tomorrow)

Oh never mind.

(that made sense when I wrote it .. when you read it, it will not make sense - if it does, you deserve some kind of a prize .. not that big a prize though, because it isn't as bad as I thought it would be upon reading it ... amazingly)

So I will attempt to write this sentence that I am now embarking upon, to tax you hopefully slightly more (but not beyond reason) than the last, this is of course a fruitless endevour seeing as I can't string a sentence together (that is where my power of being incomprehensible is derived from)

so .. well .. "It's Not Happening" .. (just thought I'd get a little bit of advertising in there .. you should go there .. its a really good blog!)


tiredness does something to me .. it makes me .. tired ..

its like those times when I am asked to think of something on the spot .. and I try so hard to think, I can't think .. and all I can see is the speach bubbles bouncing slowly around inside my head, like clouds ... (clouds, which have recently defined as white fluffy things in the sky, to dintingiush them from vapour trails left by aeroplanes)

... like clouds, which is of course useless .. (if I want to see clouds I just have to look outside (except by the previously mentioned definition these aren't clouds, because they're grey and uughh ..))

......... is of course useless, because I'm trying to think of something else!

got there in the end ...

(hurrah!)

- Dan

(short for Dangerous!) (or Daniel)

challenge: think of some good words begining with the letter D